Financial Sensei Pillows

'Would you like your books cooked?'

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

"How much did you save this week, Baldo?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Soaring Profits

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

Business News.

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'Wait a minute....!

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

'Profit in the garbage.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Money, I'm home!'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Tax Collector

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Of course I'm depressed. Just once I'd like to be associated with an up stock market."

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'