Billing Critique Appreciator Pillows

"The doctor encourages second opinions, but not about his fees."

Final words on gravestones.

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

Alms Bank

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'If a job's worth doing, it's worth off-shooting.'

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"I just love your use of lying"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"How about we forget 'new and improved' and settle for 'new'?"

Mary McCarthy.

What happened next to CEO Fred Musgrave is simply too ghastly to depict here.

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

I.R.S: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.'

"I'm sure you'll soon fit in, me a vulture and you a capitalist."

Time for a Raise

This must be the top management floor.

'I'm a GP how difficult can it be?'

Patience.

'Don't tell anyone that we're heating the entire building with pink slips.'

"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."

if we suspect a terrorist attack we're to invade the applethwaites at no 57

Old White Guys with Pink Skin

Complaints Department

"We can strike the clause that allows us to take your firstborn male child if you miss a payment. It's really just in there because people expect it to be."

"Life Without Parole"

"I should say, he is a little sensitive to criticism!"

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

'A second opinion? All right, but I charge double for that.'

'My tests are very difficult. Not one of them has ever made a refrigerator door.'

FEMA: 'You think he even knows it's empty?'

My mobile phone bill keeps giving me headaches every time I get the bill!