Billboard Spotter T-Shirts

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

London map drawn from memory.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Maps of the Human Genome

Do not pass.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"He loves to give autographs!"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

"Are you anybody?"

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.