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Falling from a billboard

The rapture is coming.

Copycats

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Subwoofer

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Audiovisual law

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'