Billboard Spotter Mugs

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

London map drawn from memory.

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Sunset Attraction

Cat on Board.

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Kathryn Morris

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Maps of the Human Genome

Do not pass.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"He loves to give autographs!"

Road signs of Aging

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"Are you anybody?"

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Maps to celebrities courtside seats