Billboard Installer Mugs

"What's the matter, Bill, bored.?"

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Convenience.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Infinity Tavern

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

The Doorway to Ideas

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Honesty in retail

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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