Vip Spotter T-Shirts

'He's in Who's Who.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Sunset Attraction

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Cat on Board.

Kathryn Morris

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Maps of the Human Genome

'Look! There's Santa!'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Do not pass.

"He loves to give autographs!"

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Road signs of Aging

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."

Maps to celebrities courtside seats