Bill Sticker Pillows

Bill Sticking

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

Dog Sticker Family

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

"Oh for goodness' sake, Brian. As if our gas bill wasn't high enough already!"

Car stickers on windscreen 'Ben' 'Her'

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

'It's a bill for asking how much I charge.'

Clown Car Window Decals

Baby on board

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

Thames Water bills rocket.

Limousine sticker reads Honk if you favour abolishing all taxes!

Bumper Sticker

"It's a windfall bill."

An omelet waiting to happen

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'