Bill-joker Pillows

"It's a windfall bill."

The Not-So Smart Meter

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Happy New Year...we feel a little overtime won't hurt you.

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

The Cartoonists

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'There's been no confirmation, but the possible merger of two giants has sent stock prices soaring.'

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

Software for the small businessman

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

'Me? I'm just visiting from the company next door.'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

Cut Your Bills In Half.

"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

'Drat! I forgot to pay my gravity bill again.'

Eye clinic

'Why am I wearing a helmet?...Why aren't you wearing one?!'

'What do you mean I'm not putting in any sweat equity? I sweat every time you give me a bill.'