Bill Sticker Mugs

Bill Sticking

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

Dog Sticker Family

The 12 Days of Covidmas

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

"Oh for goodness' sake, Brian. As if our gas bill wasn't high enough already!"

Car stickers on windscreen 'Ben' 'Her'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

Clown Car Window Decals

'It's a bill for asking how much I charge.'

Baby on board

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

A huge tongue pokes through a letterbox.

Bumper Sticker

Limousine sticker reads Honk if you favour abolishing all taxes!

Wordless - Monster on board

Thames Water bills rocket.

An omelet waiting to happen

"It's a windfall bill."

'Foal on board'

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'

"Your bill is due today. To pay it now, press 'pound.' To request a grace period, pound sand."