Bill Deduction Dreamer T-Shirts

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"And how would you like your steak?"

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'