Bill Busters Pillows

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

Oil shock.

I am billing, therefore I am.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"They're spelt differently!"

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

"We're cutting costs now, so get rid of the petting zoo."

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'