Biker Gang Humorist Pillows

Cheesie Rider

Bicycle sat nav.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"Previously on..."

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

La Tour 2007.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

Christian Motorcyclists Association

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Wheelies Gang.

'And do you, Snake, take this worthless bitch...'

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'