Bike Shorts Lover Pillows

'It's from Lance Armstrong -- a special plea for you to stop wearing bike shorts.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cat and Dog Bike

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Baby in Bike Basket

Altar Ego

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Green Bike

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Stop Global Warming

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Cyclist

Fitness Club Founded in 1892