Bike Shorts Lover Pillows

'It's from Lance Armstrong -- a special plea for you to stop wearing bike shorts.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Chris Froome

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Baby in Bike Basket

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Altar Ego

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

Green Bike

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Santa Harley

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Cyclist

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