Bike Ramp Daredevil Gifts

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Bob's Driving School.

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Jeremy Clarkson.

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

BMX riding in Bavaria

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'Ladder and Literary Mishaps on the Rise.'

'Here it comes.'

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

Racing to Hell

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

'... and, once again, children, don't try this at home.'

The Raging Enema.

'I don't care how nice of a bike it is, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

"That's it. I'm calling animal control."

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

Man cycling off a cliff

Traffic Circle. Buckle up. No stopping.

Motorbike display team caught in traffic jam

Budget cutbacks at Spinco bicycle messenger service.

Either we're going to be very rich or we're being exposed to so much radiation that we won't last that long.