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Last place

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Couch and Potato

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Abdullah Debate

Bradley Wiggins

The Kraken

"I want to report a race crime.'

End of football season - UK

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

Vladimir Putin

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Hillary's New Math

'My dad says in November, the campaign will be history. That's all we need. More history.'

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

'Special interests can't buy my vote, but they can buy a controlling share of my Super PAC.'

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

Man falling off bike at finish line.

In Political Campaign

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Lost and Found

DOOM! (WHICHEVER ONE WINS)

Tour de France champ François Faber

Season Finale