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Mobile bleachers

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

A day at the races

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers