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Live Pub Football

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Ancient Racing

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Computer Controlled Car

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Modern camping

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

Cow outboard engine

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Pamplona 500

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