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What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"WHich one is mine?"

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Brownie Points

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"We're convinced you'll make a lousy senior partner, but you beat everybody else in the brownnosing department."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

Piñata attack

White Cliffs of Dover

'Oog has a nose for trees with fermented fruit.'

End of the world insurance.

Mobile Library

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

Kids on board

"Here's yer red nose - now give us a quid!"

"Mr. Amin, I want to thank you for being my teacher."

ENT Hospital.