Big Dog Chaperone Pillows

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"You've already been for a walk."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Pop in the 3rd movie. I used to like Kevin Costner. Brew the 5th pot of coffee. Fair trade: sleep for caffeine. Take turns as sentry. Do not ring. Do not ring. Do not ring

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

'This can't be good.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Strong Dog

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.