Big Dog Champion Pillows

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Dog with Anchor Lead

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

A child and his dog

"I'll walk, you shovel."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

"Growth spurt?"

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'This can't be good.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

'I want her spayed!'

Strong Dog

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"