Big Dog Champion Pillows

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

A child and his dog

"I'll walk, you shovel."

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

"Growth spurt?"

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'This can't be good.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

"I hate to tell you this, but I just counted the kids and we're missing one."

Strong Dog

'I want her spayed!'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"