Big Dog Chaperone Prints

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"You've already been for a walk."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Big dog in a vet's waiting room.

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

'This can't be good.'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"Well, you'll just have to put your foot down and tell him he's not a lap dog!"

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

Strong Dog

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

A teacher wrangles children in a museum with a rope and stanchions.

Good Dog.