Big Dog Companions Prints

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Hush puppy.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"I'm working from home today."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Dogs

'You're not supposed to catch them!'