Big Digger Fan Pillows

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

Hamlet

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Clown Skis.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Little boy dragon

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Mermaid parachuting.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Digger.

The Football Parachute

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

'Anything else need tying up?'

Gerald's mom always packed a nice letter with his parachute.

'This being your first jump, let's see if we can find you a better chute.'

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"I relapsed."

"I know it's fake, but that guy still creeps me out!"

'Oh yes, it was definitely love at first sight. From the moment I set eyes on his credit rating.'

Last Tweet Cemetery.

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

Men hunting with a dog

Character trucks #2 Digger.

'Geronimo!'

"You need to shorten the rope by...how tall did you say your husband is?"

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

Track & Field & Stream

'It was a bungee cord accident and I'm having trouble bouncing back.'