Big Date Gifts

"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Life is for the birds.

"You do like octopus?"

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

So Close..

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Romance

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Try to guess the continent dining...