Big Bang Buddy Gifts

"I never expected to collide into you!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Will I lose my hare?"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Pelobong

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Black Hole Exhibit

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

A boy holding a balloon