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Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"The times – They have a changed."

Busking during a pandemic

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

An apple a day.

Air Pods.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

The Earlier, Less Publicized Discovery of Gravity by Cornblatt

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"