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Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"The times – They have a changed."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Busking during a pandemic

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

An apple a day.

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Final Exams Today

Apple Kiss