Bicycle Repair Fans T-Shirts

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I want to report a race crime.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The headless moped driver

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

HEY!

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

The evolution of triathletes.

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

Ryan Bayley

"Need any electricity generated?"

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"He's come out of retirement!"

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Jump Stop

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

Tour de France champ François Faber

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Fish riding penny-farthing.