Bicycle Repair Fans Prints

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I want to report a race crime.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The headless moped driver

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

HEY!

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"Need any electricity generated?"

"He's come out of retirement!"

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

Jump Stop

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Fish riding penny-farthing.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'