Bicycle Burglar Pillows

Guy removes fence from where a bike is parked.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Crime

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Early Ram Raids

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

Waste Thinner

Wheelies Gang.

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

'It's a matter of opinion, to me it's a smash 'n' grab, to you it's a window of opportunity...'

'Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus.'

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

"At your age I was out liberating things."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

"I've moved into corporate theft."

'Oh, crap. I did not see that coming.'

Safe breaker's diagnosis

"You should have had it double-knotted."

'Dear, must you bring your work home with you!'

Bike chain

'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'