Bicycle Burglar Mugs

Guy removes fence from where a bike is parked.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Crime

5 people balance on one tiny bike

Early Ram Raids

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

Wheelies Gang.

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

Waste Thinner

"Baldo, I hope you're not going to that new drainage ditch to do tricks on your bike."

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

"They're padded shorts: yes, your butt looks big."

'It's a matter of opinion, to me it's a smash 'n' grab, to you it's a window of opportunity...'

'Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus.'

Vinny 'The Mole' was a firm believer in Take Your Daughter To Work Day.

"At your age I was out liberating things."

"I've moved into corporate theft."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'Oh, crap. I did not see that coming.'

Bike chain

Safe breaker's diagnosis

Cowboy finds Horse's Legs Stolen.

'Dear, must you bring your work home with you!'

"You should have had it double-knotted."