Bibliophile's Blunder T-Shirts

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Rapid reading center.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

Stolen Crime Books.

Real Life Bookshop.

Remainders Shop

Book surgery.

A bookworm is confronted by a cellphone.

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

"Bill and I are readers."

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

Salon of Apartment 4-N

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."

'This book so so rare it's never been published.'

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."