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Rare Books

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Rapid reading center.

Last Stand Bookstore

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

"The classics can be so intimidating."

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Remainders Shop

Book surgery.

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

A bookworm is confronted by a cellphone.

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

'Your book, 'THE END IS NEAR'...if a reality, would necessitate, upon publication, that a book royalty payment be paid very fast or none at all.'

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."

"Bill and I are readers."

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

'This book so so rare it's never been published.'

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."