Biblical Wit Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for someone who appreciates biblical wit? Our collection combines humor with spiritual insight, perfect for sparking joy and reflection. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, these items celebrate faith with a playful twist, making divine themes accessible and fun. Explore mugs, t-shirts, prints, and more that bring a smile while honoring biblical stories and sayings.

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'Are they fresh?'

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"Guess who brought king cake!"

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"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water." mockup

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

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'Do you think that's wise?'

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"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork." mockup

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

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Moses' Tablet

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'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

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'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

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'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

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'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

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After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon. mockup

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

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"Well, we needed the rain."

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'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...' mockup

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

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Fishing with God

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"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water." mockup

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

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"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?" mockup

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

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"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?" mockup

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

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The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip." mockup

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

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KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

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KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

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'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!' mockup

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

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Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?" mockup

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

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"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?" mockup

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

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'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!' mockup

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

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Noah's life jacket demonstration

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'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden' mockup

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank mockup

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

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The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.' mockup

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!' mockup

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

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Biblical Wit Gifts Collection

Biblical Wit Mugs

Browse our collection of biblical wit mugs and find the perfect funny and faith-filled gift for any occasion.

Biblical Wit Pillows

Check out our biblically witty pillows—comfort and comedy in one delightful package.

Biblical Wit Prints

Discover our biblical wit prints to add a meaningful, humorous touch to your home decor.

Biblical Wit T-Shirts

Explore our selection of biblical wit t-shirts—ideal for expressing your faith with humor and style.