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Will cleave unto thee for food.

"Little help?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Crocodile

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Frog Baby Names

Romantic Frogs

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Sharp Eyes

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Ricochet

Joseph and his coat

Old Frogs' Home

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"