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Noah's Art

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Ten Commandments

Noah's ark, many lions

The First Printed Bible

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meet the Author

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Rocket Ark

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

The Assumption of Mary

So … how did you two meet?

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.