Biblical Art Appreciator Pillows

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Artist on the Beach

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Ariana Grande caricature

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.