Biblical Art Enthusiast Mugs

Noah's Art

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meet the Author

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

Rocket Ark

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

'Let there be cool.'