Bible Believer Pillows

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

The First Printed Bible

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Meet the Author

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I have an app for that."

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

The ten ammendments

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Rocket Ark

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"Sure he's cute, Lord. . . He's just not what I had a mind for a companion!"

Zenboni

'Let there be cool.'

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

"Well yes, son. David probably did have the best how-I-spent-my-summer-vacation report."

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

"God's Gift to Women?"

'The manna's fine, but now we have a FINANCIAL crisis.'

'No more Mr. Nice Guy...'

'My daughter has changed her mind. She'll have the cannelloni after all.'