Bff Mugs

"It's a treat to see you because you treat me the way I want to be treated."

"I always enjoy our talks."

Moon and Earth

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Have you no common scents?!'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Baking

Of Mice and Men.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Some scents are nonsense.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

Presenter Auditions.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'