Bff Gifts

"It's a treat to see you because you treat me the way I want to be treated."

"I always enjoy our talks."

Moon and Earth

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Baking

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Of Mice and Men.

Some scents are nonsense.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'