Bff Enthusiast Gifts

"Gaby, I don't want to be your BFF! I already have a BFF!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Lego Haircut

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Church Restoration Fund.

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Brick and Mortar

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

01/08/45

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

Bricklayer