Bff Enthusiast Gifts

"Gaby, I don't want to be your BFF! I already have a BFF!"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Lego Haircut

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Church Restoration Fund.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

Brick and Mortar

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

Bricklayer

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow