Bewitched Landscaper Mugs

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Sale! Weed Whackers

The Last Leaf

Cat statues on entrance gate

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Cats and gardens.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Do you have anything bigger?