Cosmic Landscaper Mugs

'Let's redo the yard with an asteroid theme.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Alien David statue

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Gardener

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The Last Leaf

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Cats and gardens.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Sale! Weed Whackers

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.