Cosmic Landscaper Mugs

'Let's redo the yard with an asteroid theme.'

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Alien David statue

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"He loves his leaf blower."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The Last Leaf

Sale! Weed Whackers

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.