Beverage Exploration Mugs

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Low-Energy Drinks

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Wine taster with mineral water

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Malty tasking.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Fount of eternal youth/brewery.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Wine of the Day Club

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"So much for that vintage!"

'Well, it was just a first draft.'

"...an excellent fighting lager with just a hint of park bench."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Real Beer People

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'