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"It's still in beta."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Rubik's ice cube.

'Judge Mental.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"Your Honor, despite being on trial, may I sit in on deliberations?"

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

'I can't remember why I came here either.'

Brain connection

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

'You're innocent until proven guilty, young fellow -- better enjoy it while you can!'

Dr. Acula

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

'Your Honor, we the jury have leapt to a conclusion.'

'There's no 'i' in team ... but there's plenty in litigation.'

"An example of my game cheat skills is that I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this games tester interview."

Unknown to the rest of the world, members of the scientific community have been making their own babies to order for quite some time now.

"I owe my success to natural selection - my daddy was rich and my ma good lookin'."

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

'Weren't you listening? -- I said NOT guilty!'

'You know a little something about the legal system. I like that in a lawyer.'