Best Man Pillows

"Your best man hasn't shown up either. Probably just a coincidence."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'And do you, James, believe you deserved that beating Annie gave you for inviting your ex-girlfriend to the wedding.'

"Yes I had a fling with her best friend - but it's not a suitable topic for your best man's speech!"

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

"Let's make it a few minutes longer and add more inside jokes."

"Do without further ado, it's time to cut the cr*p

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Groom flees wedding

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"Ok boys, I want a clean fight and may the best man win."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Hang on a minute! I'm suposed to be the best man.'

'I should have seen it coming - my best man was her lawyer!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Speech

'That was a lot of fun, guys. I better get back to my wedding before I get in any more trouble.'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"Hey, Bob. What are you doing?" "I'm getting fitted for my wedding." "Around the ankle?"

''He looks so natural' is for funerals, not weddings!'

Stag Night Party.

'I propose a toast to the gunsmith...'

'That must have been quite a bachelor party he had last night!'

"It's easy to see who the best man is."

Groom and bride walk out of church as rice is thrown. Groom has sign on back 'Kick Me'.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."