Best Man Duties Gifts

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Local Knowledge

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Man fishing with large bait

'I always cry at weddings!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Speech

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'And do you, James, believe you deserved that beating Annie gave you for inviting your ex-girlfriend to the wedding.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

Fathers are Heroes

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Working mother

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.