Multitasking Heroes Gifts

'I checked around and you're the only mommy that requires an appointment.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

The Housewife

'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Working mother

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Lady on treadmill pushing baby stroller and walking dog.

Man juggling apple core.

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

Piano eight hands.

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

One Man Band

"The secret to his success? He's diversified."

Multitasking.

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'

"O.K., now—on three, I'm going to toss a second job in there!"

"Of course the most important skill they can acquire is the ability to multi-task!"

'Efficient? Wait until you see me brew up and file my nails at the same time!'

'Another day, another dollar.'