Best Friend With Pets Mugs

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This never happened."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

PET THEORIES

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Chasebook

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Humans are strange."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Garbage Piñata

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Pet Entertainers

Separation

Labrador Non-retriever

Dog Day Afternoon

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"What's all this?"

But it's the other leg that hurts.